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May I have your attentionplease May I have your attentionplease Will the real Slim Shadyplease shut up I repeat..will the realSlim Shady please shut up, We're gonna have a problemhere

Y'all act like you've neverheard a white person be4 His rhymes *reformed* punk*kid* tryin 2 be hardcore But marshall mather's *back,worst than be4, makin us snore, whinin in the microphone (baby crying) Its the return of the..owait..no wait, *you 're a fool*, You didn't pay money 4 thisCD did you? And DR. DRE did...everythingyou idiot, without Dre's beats You're as good as dead The world's had enough ofEminem Jiggy jiggy Even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him Look at him, walkin around Livin off Dre, acting so cool But he's really kinda weak though Little twit, blast me on his new CD why? 'coz I turned him down 4 a date (hehe) As 4 the question of who came first, Was it Carson Daly, or was it Fred Durst I'm sorry Slim, but ---this is gonna hurt, they both came close then you ever will, jerk! Your song gets on my nerves, your song gets on my nerves You're kinda lucky 'coz you got more *fame* then you deserve That is the message that I deliver the little kids You can be famous and never know what talent is Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons You ain't nuthin but a product, package to be bought up You know a year from now, you won't be thought of So you're rite about dead animals & cannibals And someday you'll stop datin' dogs, and start dating higher mammals And there's a million women just like me, that talk like me, that all can see that Slim Shady is.. just a boy dealing with puberty so if you agree..... scream louder than me

CHORUS You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating So wont the real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up (repeats)